Showing posts with label Thank You. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thank You. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

A Thank You

Dear People of the Workforce,
If you are an employee of a large corporation, a monopoly, a mall, or any buisiness that involves the cleaning of another persons mess, disorganization, or just plain filthiness; this letter is for you.

Let me start by saying thank you. Thank you for many things. Those of which include:
- Cleaning up spills of food
- Cleaning dressing rooms and the clothing discarded there-of
- Watching shopper act stupid and cleaning their wake of destruction
- For being calm and understanding
- For not blowing up at children, because hey "Kids will be kids"

You all work hard at your jobs. Not always, but you try. You make money cleaning our DNA. You make money serving us food. You spend your time cleaning spittle, anything expelled and other such atrocities that most people would vomit while handling.

I know that this is not your favorite thing, unless you are one of the deranged workers... but you do it anyways so you can have an income and provide for your families. Thank you, and may all your hobbies that you do be very enjoyable. Because anything that is not cleaning another's DNA and mess must be enjoyable.

With Thanks
~Carollela~

I wrote this note because I saw a lady at the mall cleaning a mess that was on the ground. I am guessing some kid dropped a soda, though the drink was pretty huge... still! That job must be horrible so I wanted to thank anyone who works with another person's mess or DNA. This was originally going to be for Mall Workers first but my friend Jackie wanted to be added because she works at McDonalds... hence the "monopoly" reference. ;D